My names Nick im a student at College of the Canyons, but its pretty much 13th grade. I like to debate about issues and piss people off.
November 13, 2009
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This has been a long time coming
So i get this bulletin while on myspace and this just ,makes me sick lets analyze this through my wise perspective.
I don’t care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don’t care if you are a guy or a girl!
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.( hahahahahahh)
Don’t talk about other girls around her.( but let girls talk about guys they have crushes on in movies and music okay)
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.( Stare at my mouth? Im sorry if a girl was staring at my mouth my first thought would be “shit she gave me herpes)
When she pushes you or hits you cause she thinks she’s stronger than you, grab her and don’t let go.( what a bitch. And then they make it seem like rape is the counter)
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her. ( i guess this rule only applies to pussies , Im sorry but if a girl is doing that she can kiss my ass)
When she’s quiet, ask her whats wrong.( or thank God .These moments are rare and should be cherished)
When she ignores you, give her your attention.( Because the world revolves around her right? Conceded bitch)
When she pulls away, pull her back.( then go to jail on a rape charge)
When you see her at her worst, tell her she’s beautiful.( because again the world revolves around her and she needs constant attention)
When she’s scared, protect her.( SHES THE WORLD!!!)
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.(ME! ME! ME! ME! she said)
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.( because men are pussies)
When she says that she loves you, she really does more than you can understand.( Even when she sleeps with that one guy at that one party but it doesnt count since she was drunk)
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.( not even going to touch this one)
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.( Jeez can you get over yourself/? DANCE MONKEY! DANCE!)
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.( while she blabbers to her friends and spreads gossip)
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does.( because its a secret staring contest)
When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers.( or that ITS OVER)
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it.( and you should because your balls are in her purse)
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.(because her word is gospel and her presence is divine)
When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go.( havent we seen this one?)
When she says she’s okay don’t believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you.( Im sorry if you have a problem then say it . i have no time for fucking mind games)
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.( SHE IS THE WORLD!)
Treat her like she’s all that matters to you.(BECAUSE SHE IS!!! haha what the hell is this? brain washing 101?)
Stay up all night with her when she’s sick.(hahah)
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.( why doesnt she watch MY show? Everytime i hear a guy tell about how he had to go to some gay ass chick flick Twilight shit. Ive never heard some girl go see a badass movie. Selfish whores)
Give her the world.( because it was hers anyways)
Let her wear your clothes.( Hell no)
When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her.( cater to her needs like a bitch)
Let her know she’s important.( she already thinks she is)
Kiss her in the pouring rain.( because every girl wants cheesy Hollywood bullshit)
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you. ( BIG FUCKING DEAL)
Kiss you.(BFD)
Love you.(BFD)
Text you.(BFD)
Guys post as: “I’d be this Boyfriend”( or bitch means the same here)
Girls post as: “A real boyfriend”( a real bitch)
and if you do not re-post this within 4 minutes
you’ll have bad luck ( kiss my ass)
